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regular guy. Well, I’d love to find a really great plumber. But that’s
just not gonna happen.
How do you feel about older guys?
I actually prefer older men. Guys are kind of retarded until they’re about 30.
I’ve been interested in a man who was 35, but he didn’t act 35, you know? Like,
I don’t think I could really be interested in a 35-year-old Wall Street type. But I
do relate to older men better, because it’s easier to connect with someone who’s
a little older and wiser.
Where would you go on a date with this older, regular guy?
We don’t have to go to the Four Seasons or anything fancy like that. My favorite
kind of date is something really casual, like burgers and milk shakes at a cool diner,
just talking and getting to know each other. Of course, those dates can really suck if you
have nothing to talk about.
What leaves you breathless?
One of those kisses that is so much more than just having somebody’s tongue in
your mouth. It catches you by surprise, and it’s so perfect at that exact moment that
it makes you forget everything around you. And then it’s over, and later you’re
in your bed at home, and all of a sudden you remember it and it leaves you breathless.
Speaking of kissing, describe your lips.
In high school a girl said that my lips looked |
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like somebody had taken a spoonful of
strawberry yogurt and pressed it up against my face. So that’s what I’ve been
going with ever since. What are your thoughts on the possibility of a
female-prescribed version of Viagra?
Never felt like I needed it, but for those who feel they do, by all means! We should
all feel horny all the time. [laughs]
You’ve got a movie coming up called 100 Girls. Good title.
It’s a cute movie. I just wish I wasn’t wearing only jeans and a bra in this
one scene.
Why?
Because I’m leaning over this guy and shaking him, and I didn’t realize
exactly what they do when you’re moving around a lot. If they were fake it’d
probably look better.
Don’t you think natural is good?
Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long
as they’re big. When I was 13, I was flat as a board and totally unhappy about it. I
would write in my diary every day, Oh, if I could just have a B cup by summer! I actually
prayed for big boobs. So I developed at about 14, and then I was 15, 16, 17, and they kept
going.
Now that you mention it…
Yeah, obviously prayer works.
Interview and article by Robert Abele |
