| Katherine: Yeah, very small
town. So, um, my friends and I usually get together and we’ve kind of mastered the
TP’ing thing. Jay: The TP’ing thing?
Katherine: You know, toilet papering houses!
Jay: Oh, toilet papering houses!
Katherine: Right, we roll it up and toilet paper and fork the lawns.
Jay: That would be great, to look out and see a fashion model toilet papering
your house.
Katherine: (laughs)
Jay: What, do you just drive around and...?
Katherine: Well, we did my boyfriend’s house once and we did the most
amazing job, it was so good! I mean, we had that toilet paper, it was so high up there... |
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Jay: Now, how many rolls would
you use? Katherine: Um, We usually buy
three or four packs of twelve.
Jay: Three or four packs of twelve. Now, do
you like the 2-ply or the 4-ply?
Katherine: We actually go for the extra thick kind, you know, that really fluffy
Charmin kind?
Jay: Oh, oh, yeah, that would be good. You don’t want to buy that single
ply stuff.
Katherine: No, right. It doesn’t work.
Jay: So who was the last house you did? Was it your boyfriend’s?
Katherine: It was my boyfriend’s house, we forked the entire lawn and...
Jay: "Forked?" Now, what is that?
Katherine: It’s when you take, like, bags of plastic forks and you stick
them in the lawn and overnight the lawn gets hard, like freezes, and you can’t pull
them out of the ground. (Audience laughs) Did I tell you how happy his mother was with me?
She was very angry.
Jay: And you stick forks in the lawn? |
