I’m down with Billy Bob Thornton. He has tremendous sex appeal because he’s the kind of guy who probably looks a woman in the eye when he’s talking to her and makes her feel important. Johnny Knoxville has that appeal, too. He’s hot, but it’s an odd thing, because he’s also completely out of his mind. I said to the director Peter Farrelly, “He’s so nice in some ways, but there’s this little bit of crazy in his eyes.” Peter went, “I think it’s the other way around. I think he’s completely crazy, but there’s a little bit of nice in him.”

Even though you were a little movie star you weren’t allowed to date until you were 16. Did you go crazy then?

No, I was a very good, pure girl all though high school. In fact, it wasn’t until about a year ago that it all went to shit.

Don’t tell us you didn’t lose your virginity until last year.

No, but I was 22 when I did, I felt very proud that I didn’t do it until my head was in the right place. See I was raised Mormon, and I used to say I would never have sex outside of marriage. I said that. God, I always say never and I always end up doing it anyway.

So how was it?

Fantastic. Everything was wonderful, attentive, loving and, let me say one more time, attentive. If you’re not attentive, it’s not gonna work out, dude.

How often does a man need to give you this…attention?

Oh darlin’, there is never enough sex. The guy I’m dating now is just so fan-fucking-tastic in bed that half the time I just want to leave the handcuffs on and say, “I’ve got to run a few errands, but don’t move - I’ll be back!” I feel that everybody deserves fantastic sex and should settle for no less. I work hard, I deserve it.

Does porn do in a pinch?

I’ve watched porn only a few times because, once again - raised Mormon. But one night when I was in Austin, TX, doing The Ringer I was bored and - OK- horny, too. So I started watching something like Schoolgirl Orgy. There was this pigtailed girl in a Catholic school uniform going, “I have to study all the time and I get really bad headaches, but my roommate told me if I get a headache, I should just give a blowjob!” So she starts going down on a frat guy who’s asleep on a couch. He doesn’t even wake up, and I thought, “Well, that’s not a very good blowjob. She needs to work on her technique.”

So it didn’t do it for you?

She was going down on the guy like it was the best lollipop ever and, well, how can I feel sexy if I’m laughing? So, no, porn doesn’t do it for me.

Yet you’ve said before, “People should stay horny all the time.”

Well, I wouldn’t say horny all the time, but I have a fond appreciation of it, yes. It adds a level of what to life? Eagerness? Yes, that would be the word.

How do you get yourself there?

It’s pretty easy: I just wake up and go, “This is gonna be a horny day.” Oh God, all my Mormon friends are going to be so disappointed with me in this interview. Let’s hope they don’t read it.

Honey, they’ve been disappointed for years.