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Katherine: (reaches over and touches Conan’s forearm) No!

Conan: Ahhhh!

Katherine: Not in a bad way!

Conan: You just broke my forearm! You are strong! (audience and Katherine laughs) You just snapped it like a twig! (Conan crosses his arms out in front of him, in a karate-like motion) And I almost drove the cartilage right in the center of your... oh man, this got really nasty for a second. (audience and Katherine laughs) All right…so, we’re agreed then, the movie is Under Siege II, it’s out now, and you are going to, somehow, convince Steven Segal to get chained to a tree...

Katherine: Yes, so that you can all take him out.

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Conan: Yeah, so we can run him over in a car. (audience laughs) And then I’ll be victor...? (Katherine pauses and looks confused)

Conan: Victor...

Katherine: Oh...

Conan: I will win...

Katherine: Oh, right, victor. (audience laughs and Katherine makes a smirk, since Conan’s phrase was difficult to understand until you think about it)

Conan: (sensing that he has just been made fun of by Katherine and the crowd, Conan just stares into the camera for about 5 seconds as everyone laughs)

Conan: Well, Katherine, thanks. I want you to come back, like, in six months, you’ll be like another 5 feet taller.

Katherine: Right!

Conan: I’m convinced. Will you do that?

Katherine: Definitely, sure!

Conan: Come back. All right…Katherine Heigl, everybody! Under Siege II, out now. (audience applauses). We’ll be right back.