Once more Maria
sitting on the desk, telling us yet again about Alex and the accident, and Lizs
conviction that Alex was murdered by an alien. Maria doubts the kiss between Tess and Max
went any further. BZZZT!! Wrong, Maria. You ARE the weakest link, goodbye!Max and Tess
lie together, obviously unclothed, obviously the morning after. After some general
snuggling and nuzzling (which shows hes not human; a human male would have been out
the door before she even woke up) he takes her home, where he kisses her inside the door,
while an adorable Kyle peeks out and watches from under his blanket on the couch. The
sheriff appears and, annoyed with Tess for being out all night, tells her to go to her
room, and Max to go home. In her room, Tess is stunned to realize shes pregnant with
Maxs child. Already.
Isabel is stretching, glass of water in hand, in preparation for her morning run, when
Max walks in, and makes a rather desperate attempt to speak to her. He begins with some
pathetic small talk about her running, mentioning she must probably be up to five or six
miles by now. Isabel continues to stretch, totally ignoring him. "Look," Max
says, "I know youre still mad and everything, but I really need to talk to
someone." Without so much as a glance at him, Isabel picks up a chair, turns it
around, and straddles it, finally giving him her undivided, if resentful, attention. Max
nervously explains that he and Tess have been getting close, and that the night before
and he actually says this with a straight face "something came up"
between them. No dummy, Isabel immediately guesses, "You slept with her?" At
Maxs affirmation, she snaps, "Wow. Congratulations, Max. You lost your
virginity," and applauds sarcastically. She angrily asks him if he wants sympathy or
comfort before he goes off to bathe the dried sweat from his body, or did they do it in
the shower? Max begins to stalk off, but Isabel calls after him: "His Majesty will
now retire to his room." Now its Maxs turn to be annoyed he says
he and Tess didnt plan for this to happen, and he was just hoping
but Isabel
cuts him off. "You were wrong. I dont care about your morning-after anxieties
or about your delicate feelings. Because my feelings sure as hell dont matter to
you." She gets up and storms off, blonde ponytail swinging.
The next day, Tess waits for Max. There is awkwardness, with Max seemingly
uncomfortable with the idea of he and Tess being a couple. Nevertheless, he takes her
hand, and they walk down the hall together, as Isabel, Kyle, and Michael look on somberly.